Sometimes, a clever question can turn a lecture into a punchline—especially when money and habits collide.
A woman spots a man puffing on a cigarette and decides to give him a little financial lesson.
“Roughly how many packs do you smoke daily?” she asks.
“About three,” he replies.
“And what’s the price per pack?”
“Roughly $15.”
“How long have you been smoking?”
“Ten years. Why?”
“Well,” she says, “if you had saved all the money you’ve spent on cigarettes, you could have bought yourself a Lamborghini by now.”
The man looks surprised. “Really? Do you smoke?”
“No,” she answers.
“Then why don’t you have a Lamborghini?”
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