A FEW BOSS JOKES

a. My boss just texted me: “Send me one of your funny jokes!”

I texted him back: “I’m busy working. I’ll send one later.”

“That’s hilarious,” he said. “Send another one!”

b. My boss told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.

I told him, “Just you wait!”

c. Never criticize the boss until you have walked a mile in their shoes.

That way, when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes

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