The Law of Coffee
If you sit down to enjoy a hot cup of coffee, then your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
Coffee Snob
Barista: How do you take your coffee?
Me: Very, very seriously.
Coffee Timeout
Q: How are coffee beans like kids?
A: They’re always getting grounded!
Coffee Thief
Q: What’s it called when you steal someone’s coffee?
A: Mugging!