A few Waiter Jokes

Man in a Restaurant: ‘Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup!’

Waiter: ‘Yes, sir, it’s the hot water that kills them.’

‘Waiter, waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!’

‘Don’t worry, sir, the spider in the salad will get it.’

WAITER: ‘How did you find your steak, sir?’

DINER: ‘Quite by accident. I moved a few peas and there it was.’

DINER: ‘This restaurant must have a very clean kitchen.’

OWNER: ‘Thank you sir, but how did you know?’

DINER: ‘Everything tastes of soap.’

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