Always Let the Boss Go First

A salesperson, an office worker, and their boss stumble upon a magic lamp on their way to lunch. When a genie appears and offers each of them a wish, things quickly take an unexpected turn…

A salesperson, an office worker, and their boss are on their way to lunch when they come across an old oil lamp. They rub it, and then a Genie shows up and grants each of their wishes.

“I come first!” “Me first!” says the office worker. “I want to be in the Bahamas, riding a speedboat around without any worries.” Poof! She goes away.

The salesperson says, “Now it’s my turn!” “I want to be on the beach in Hawaii with the love of my life, my own masseuse, and as many Pina Coladas as I want.” Poof! He’s also gone.

The Genie finally asks the boss, “What about you?”

“I want those two back in the office after lunch,” the boss says after a moment of thought.

The lesson is that you should always let your boss talk first!

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