Delivery Distraction

In the midst of the speeding car and the impending arrival, the husband, realizing time was not on their side, made a call …

A couple was expecting a baby.

On the way to the hospital, the parents-to-be realized they were not going to make it in time, so the man called 911 for an ambulance to meet them.

The operator asked if this was the woman’s first child, and the man said,

“No, this is her husband.”

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