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My daughter was filled with anticipation to enhance her new home by beautifying the surroundings through landscaping.

However, her excitement took an amusing twist when she called me, sounding completely discouraged.

In a tone of despair, she moaned, “Mother, I fear I may never accomplish the task of planting these flowers successfully!”

Confused, I inquired about what went awry.

With a deep sigh, she clarified, “The instructions state that I should plant them in direct sunlight, but can you believe it, it has been cloudy continuously for four days!”

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