DNA Twist

Join us in the amusing tale of Hannah’s shocking discovery, where the truth unfolds with a blend of humor and unexpected DNA twists.

Hannah came home from college in tears.

“Mom, am I adopted?”

“No of course not,” replied his mother.

“Why would you think such a thing?”

Hannah showed her the genealogy DNA test results.

She had no match with any of her relatives, and strong matches for a family who lived on the other side of the city.

Perturbed, her mother called her husband.

“Honey, Hannah has done a DNA test, and…

and… I don’t know how to say this…

he may not be our daughter.”

“Well, obviously!” he replied.

“What do you mean?”

“It was your idea in the first place” her husband continued.

“You remember, that first night in hospital when the baby did nothing but scream and cry and scream and cry.

On and on.

And you asked me to change her.”

“I picked a good one I reckon. Ever so proud of Hannah.”

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