Don’t mess with me

One day, a little guy sat in a café, eating his lunch.

As soon as three Hells Angels walked into the café, they looked around and decided to have some fun with the little guy.

Without hesitation, they sat at his table and proceeded to take his coffee, sandwich, and pie one by one.

Remarkably, the little guy didn’t react and simply got up, paid his bill at the register, and left without saying a word.

Later, one of the Hells Angels turned to the waitress and expressed that the little guy hadn’t reacted.

In disbelief, one of the Hells Angels turned to the waitress and exclaimed, “Can you believe it? We took his coffee, sandwich, and pie, and he didn’t say a single word. He’s not much of a man!”

After witnessing the incident, the waitress turned to them and said, “He ain’t much of a truck driver, either.”

“He just ran over three motorcycles in the parking lot!”

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