Finding God

A Russian cosmonaut comes back from his space travel. Brezhnev receives him: “Tell me the truth, comrade. Did you meet God up there?”

“If you want the truth — yes, I found him!” replies the cosmonaut.

“I thought so,” replies Brezhnev. “Now promise me never to reveal this to anyone.”

After a few months, the same cosmonaut is received by the Pope. When they are alone, the Pope whispers to him, “Now, my dear son, please tell me — did you meet God up there?”

Faithful to his promise, the cosmonaut replies, “No, unfortunately not, Your Sanctity.”

And the Pope sadly replies, “I thought so. Now listen, promise me never to tell this to anyone!”

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