A man dies and goes to heaven.
He sees a wall of clocks.
“What are these for?” he asks.
St. Peter replies, “These are lie clocks. Every time you lie, the hands move.”
The man points to a clock that hasn’t moved.
“Whose clock is that?”
“Mother Teresa’s. She never told a lie.”
“What about this one?”
“Abraham Lincoln’s.
Moved twice, meaning he told two lies.”
“Where’s my clock?”
“Ah, yours is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”
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