LASIK Surgery

After a successful LASIK surgery, a woman eagerly awaits news from her surgeon. But when the choice between good news and bad news is presented, her anticipation takes an unexpected turn.

A woman just finishes her LASIK eye surgery and her surgeon leads her in his office to discuss the surgery.

“So, would you like the good news or the bad news first?” the surgeon says.

The woman excitedly replies, “I’ll take the good news first!”

The surgeon says, “Well, you’re about to get a new dog.”

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