Outdoor Enthusiast

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Outdoor enthusiast and fitness often go hand in hand, but one man’s recent visit to the doctor revealed a different perspective on his physical activities.

A man visited his doctor, and the doctor checked him over before commenting, “It looks like you get a fair bit of exercise.”

The man replied, “Oh yeah, in fact, just the other day I walked 5 miles over rugged terrain as I climbed over rocks and trees. I also waded along the edges of a lake, pushing my way through tall thistles, and even slid down sandy slopes while getting sand in my eyes.”

The doctor was quite impressed. “Well, you are certainly a dedicated outdoor enthusiast.”

The man replied, “Not really, doctor. I’m just a really bad golfer.”

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