Three men broke into the studio of a famous modernistic painter. They tied up the artist, forced open his wall safe and fled with all his money, tape recorder, TV, and all that they could put their hands upon. The next day the artist was found and released. He immediately called the police.

“Would you be able to identify the robbers?” the detective said.

“Oh, certainly,” the painter said. “That’s my business, remembering what things look like. I’ll draw you a picture of them.”

He drew the picture and gave it to the police. The next day they arrested a one-eyed go-go dancer, a buffalo, a garbage truck, and a Blue Diamond Hotel!