Playing the violin

A Bogan goes to a hand specialist with a list of questions about an upcoming hand operation. The Doctor sees his appearance and assumes that he is not an educated man , but the patient surprises the Doctor as  many of the questions he asks are quite technical and well researched.

The Doctor is impressed that the patient has shown so much interest in the procedure and says ‘ You are obviously an intelligent man to do so much research about your operation. Do you have any other questions. Yes the Bogan exclaims “will I be able to play the violin after the operation?”

“Yes, of course. The Doctor replies.

Bogan “That’s great, I never could before!”

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