Smart Women

After 50 years of marriage, I once looked carefully at my wife and said, “50 years ago, we had a small apartment, an old car, we slept on the couch watching old black and white TV, but every night I lay in the same bed with a beautiful 19-year-old” by a girl.

Now I have a huge expensive house, a lot of expensive cars, a huge bed in a deluxe bedroom, a wide-angle TV, but I sleep in the same bed with a 69-year-old woman. I’m starting to doubt my marriage.

My wife is a very smart woman. She wasn’t offended. Just the other way around. She suggested that I find a 19-year-old girl and she will personally make sure that I live again in a small apartment, sleep on a reclining couch and watch black and white TV.
Well, aren’t these women amazing? They really know how to solve all their husbands problems!

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